Terms & Conditions
Last updated: September 8, 2026
1. Introduction and Acceptance of Terms
These Terms of Use, Conditions and Disclaimers (the "Terms") govern your access to and use of the website thehoustonsllc.com and any related pages, funnels, sales pages, video sales letters, downloadable materials, emails and other digital assets used to promote Whole-food living and any related wellness or self-improvement products and services (collectively, the "Website" and the "Services").
In these Terms, "we", "us" and "our" refer to THEHOUSTONS LLC, the owner and operator of the Website. "You" and "your" refer to any individual who accesses, browses, uses or makes a purchase from the Website.
By accessing or using the Website, by clicking "I agree" or similar where this option is made available, or by purchasing or using any product, service or content from us (including Whole-food living), you:
- Acknowledge that you have read, understood and agree to be legally bound by these Terms; and
- Agree to comply with all applicable laws and regulations in connection with your use of the Website and Services.
If you do not agree with these Terms, you must not access or use the Website or any Services.
2. Definitions
For the purposes of these Terms:
- "Website" means thehoustonsllc.com and all associated landing pages, funnels, sales pages, membership areas, download pages and any subdomains or linked assets controlled by us.
- "Products" means digital programs, guides, PDFs, bonuses, private web application access, and other educational content, including Whole-food living, offered for sale or access through the Website.
- "Content" means all text, images, audio, video, graphics, design, logos, trademarks, trade names, case studies, testimonials, scripts, software and all other materials made available on or through the Website or as part of the Products.
- "User Content" means any content submitted by you, including testimonials, reviews, comments, feedback, emails, support messages, survey responses or other material you choose to share with us.
- "Medical Provider" means a physician, neurologist, psychologist, psychiatrist, or any other licensed healthcare professional.
3. Changes to These Terms
We may revise, update, or otherwise modify these Terms at any time in our sole discretion. If we make material changes, we will update the "Last updated" date at the top of this document and, where required by law, provide additional notice (for example, via email or a prominent notice on the Website).
Your continued use of the Website or Services after any such changes have been posted constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms. If you do not agree with any changes, your sole remedy is to cease using the Website and Services.
4. Eligibility and Intended Audience
- Age requirement. The Website and Services are intended solely for individuals who are 18 years of age or older. By using the Website, you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years old and that you have the legal capacity to enter into a binding contract.
- Jurisdictional restrictions. Access to the Website may not be legal by certain persons or in certain countries. It is your responsibility to determine whether accessing or using the Website is legal in your jurisdiction and to comply with all applicable laws.
- No use by children. We do not knowingly solicit or collect personal information from children under the age of 18. If you are under 18 years of age, you must not use the Website or provide any information to us.
5. Nature of the Website, Products and Services
- Informational and educational focus. The Website provides information and educational content about whole-food nutrition, natural cooking, meal preparation, and daily wellness habits, as well as access to Products such as Whole-food living (a nutrition-based wellness programme) and associated bonuses.
- Direct response marketing format. The Website is a direct response marketing environment. This means that we use stories, narratives, case studies, testimonials, promotional offers, urgency elements and clear calls-to-action intended to encourage you to subscribe, register or purchase Products.
- No professional therapy or medical practice. We are not providing professional medical, psychological, psychiatric, financial or legal services via the Website. The Products are self-help and wellness tools and do not constitute organised medical treatment, therapy or clinical intervention.
- No doctor-patient relationship. Your use of the Website or Products does not create a doctor-patient or health-care provider-patient relationship with us or with any individual mentioned in our Content.
6. No Medical Advice - Health and Safety Disclaimer
- Informational only. All information presented on the Website or in the Products is for informational and educational purposes only. It is not intended as, and should not be construed as, medical advice, diagnosis, treatment or recommendation for any form of medical care, including but not limited to cognitive decline, memory conditions, mental health issues or neurological disorders.
- Consult your healthcare provider. You must always seek the advice of a qualified Medical Provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition, including memory concerns, cognitive changes, anxiety, depression or other health concerns.
- Do not ignore medical advice. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay seeking it because of information you have read, heard or seen on the Website or in the Products. If you are already under the care of a Medical Provider, you should not modify or discontinue any treatment or medication without that provider's explicit guidance.
- Emergency situations. If you believe you may be experiencing a medical emergency, call your local emergency number or seek immediate in-person medical attention. The Website and Products are not designed for emergency or crisis response.
- No outcome guarantee. We do not guarantee that any person will experience improvement in memory, reduced brain fog, improved cognition, improved sleep, reduced stress, improved mood or any other specific health outcome from using the Products.
7. Regulatory and Non-Medical Nature of Products
- Not FDA evaluated. Unless explicitly stated otherwise for a specific Product, the statements and claims made on the Website and in the Products have not been evaluated by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) or any similar authority in any other country.
- Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent disease. The Products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or medical condition, including but not limited to Alzheimer's, dementia, cognitive decline, depression, anxiety, or neurological disorders.
- Non-medical, wellness orientation. The Products are wellness and self-help tools designed to be used as adjunctive, supportive resources for adults who wish to explore nutrition-based whole-food nutrition and wellness strategies. They are not medical devices, pharmaceuticals, clinical interventions or substitutes for professional healthcare.
- No guarantee of regulatory compliance in your jurisdiction. We make no representation that the Products or Content are appropriate or available for use in all jurisdictions. If you choose to access or use the Products from outside our primary place of business, you do so at your own risk and are responsible for compliance with local laws.
8. Individual Responsibility and Assumption of Risk
- Personal responsibility. You are solely responsible for any decisions you make regarding your health, lifestyle or wellbeing. By using the Website and Products, you acknowledge that you are fully responsible for your own physical and mental health, your own research and decisions, and your own use of any information or resources provided.
- Assumption of risk. You understand and agree that any use of nutrition-based wellness programmes, including Whole-food living, carries inherent risks, particularly if you have certain medical conditions or allergies. You assume full responsibility for such risks when using the Products.
- Adverse effects. If at any point you experience discomfort, allergic reactions, or any other adverse symptoms while following any protocol from our Products, you should immediately discontinue use and consult your Medical Provider.
- Indemnity. You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless us, our affiliates, officers, directors, employees, contractors, licensors and agents from and against any and all claims, demands, damages, losses, liabilities, costs and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or in connection with your use or misuse of the Website or Products, your breach of these Terms, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.
9. Storytelling and Narrative Elements
- Composite and dramatized elements. Some stories, case examples, conversations, and background narratives presented on the Website or in the Products are dramatized or composite in nature, meaning they may be based on multiple individuals' experiences, aggregated data, or illustrative scenarios rather than a literal transcription of a single person's life.
- No reliance on narrative as medical evidence. Narrative stories and dramatized sequences are not clinical evidence and should not be relied upon as scientific proof or a substitute for peer-reviewed research or professional medical advice.
10. Testimonials, Case Studies and Results Disclaimers
- Nature of testimonials. The Website and Products may include testimonials, reviews, case studies or written statements from users describing their experiences.
- Non-typical and no guarantee. These testimonials and case studies represent individual experiences and are not intended to represent or guarantee that you will achieve the same or similar results. Individual outcomes will vary widely depending on medical history, lifestyle and numerous factors beyond our control.
- Privacy protections and dramatization. To protect privacy, we may change names, locations and non-material details, and we may use stock photography to represent real experiences.
- Your due diligence. You are encouraged to exercise your own judgment and to consult qualified Medical Providers when evaluating whether any Product is suitable for you.
11. Intellectual Property Rights
- Ownership. All Content on the Website and within the Products is owned by us or our licensors and is protected by copyright, trademark and other laws of intellectual property.
- Reserved rights. Except as explicitly provided in these Terms, we and our licensors reserve all rights, title and interest in and to the Content and Products.
- Trademarks. Names, logos and slogans displayed on the Website, including "Whole-food living" and any associated marks, are our trademarks or service marks. You may not use any such marks without our prior written consent.
12. License and Permitted Use
- License to use the Website. Subject to your compliance with these Terms, we grant you a limited, revocable, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and use the Website for your personal, non-commercial use.
- License to use Products. When you purchase a Product, we grant you a limited, personal, revocable, non-exclusive, non-transferable, non-sublicensable license to download and use that Product solely for your own personal, non-commercial use.
- Prohibited uses. You agree not to copy, reproduce, redistribute, sell, resell, license, sublicense, rent, share or otherwise exploit the Products for commercial purposes, nor to upload or share the Products on any platform where third parties could access them without a valid license from us.
13. Purchases, Pricing, Billing and Taxes
Order acceptance. All orders placed through the Website are subject to acceptance by us. We may refuse or cancel any order at our discretion.
Pricing. Prices for Products are shown on the applicable order pages. We reserve the right to modify prices at any time without prior notice.
Taxes. You are responsible for any applicable taxes that may apply to your purchase, unless explicitly stated otherwise.
One-time purchase and digital delivery. Our products are informational and delivered digitally. After purchase, customers receive immediate access to their content in a private web application. There is no physical fulfillment, shipping, subscription, or recurring billing.
Payment processing. Payments, refunds, and chargebacks are handled by independent third-party merchant providers. We do not retain your full credit card number or security code.
Refunds. Our main product, Whole-food living, is covered by the 90-day money-back guarantee described in our Refund Policy. Other products are subject to the guarantee published on their product pages.
14. Promotions, Discounts and Urgency Elements
Our direct response marketing may incorporate elements such as countdown timers, references to "limited spots" or "limited time" offers. These elements are intended to reflect the current parameters of a promotion and to encourage timely decision-making. We reserve the right to extend, modify, discontinue or replace any promotion at any time. The presence of urgency messaging does not constitute a binding representation that a Product will never be offered again at a similar or lower price.
15. Affiliate Relationships and Third-Party Offers
We may sell Products through affiliate networks or partner marketers who receive commissions on referred sales. You should assume that we have a material connection with any third party whose product or service appears on or is promoted via the Website. You are responsible for evaluating third-party offerings independently.
16. Privacy and Data Protection
Your use of the Website is also governed by our Privacy Policy, which describes how we collect, use, share and protect your personal data. By using the Website and Products, you acknowledge that you have reviewed our Privacy Policy and agree to its terms.
17. Disclaimers of Warranties
To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, the Website, Services, Products and all Content are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis, without any warranties of any kind. We disclaim all implied warranties, including but not limited to implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title and non-infringement.
18. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, in no event shall we, our affiliates, officers, directors, employees, contractors, agents or licensors be liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, special, exemplary or punitive damages. Our total aggregate liability shall not exceed the amount you actually paid to us for the specific Product giving rise to the claim during the twelve (12) months preceding the event.
19. Governing Law and Dispute Resolution
Governing law. These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the U.S.A.
Informal resolution first. Before initiating any formal dispute resolution, you agree to contact us at contact@thehoustonsllc.com and provide a written description of your concern. We will attempt in good faith to resolve the dispute informally within a reasonable period.
20. Contact Information
Email: contact@thehoustonsllc.com
Legal Entity: THEHOUSTONS LLC
If you have any questions about these Terms, the Website or the Products, you may contact us at: contact@thehoustonsllc.com
Principal office: 8200 NW 41st Street, 2nd Floor, Doral, FL 33166, United States
Mailing address: 30 N Gould St, Ste R, Sheridan, WY 82801, United States
Federal Tax ID (EIN): 98-1969280
contact@thehoustonsllc.com